Pete, what's all this?" screams Gates "Where's the beach party?" "Oh, I only showed you the demo version," St. Peter says that under the circumstances, he will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your computer. It will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. Sunzi said: Whoever is first in the stream, 'Tis the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O'er the land of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines

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