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PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS LEVEL. 5 MILLION COMPUTERS WORLDWIDE ARE ALREADY INFECTED. BUT THIS IS EASY TO AVOID! YOU NEED TO URGENTLY INSTALL OPENRC, RUNIT, SYSVINIT, OR DINIT. IF YOU DON'T DO THIS, LINUS DROYDVALDS WILL GET ANGRY AND ACTIVATE SLEEPING CELLS IN INTEL PROCESSORS. HERO PROGRAMMERS NAMED KTOTONOKTO, RED SQUARE, AND AMMONIA HAVE OPPOSED SYSTEMD. KTOTONOKTO, USING KNOWLEDGE GAINED FROM SCIENTISTS FROM THE USSR, PENETRATED THE REDHAT CORPORATION. HIS TRUE MISSION IS TO SPREAD SYSTEMD THROUGH THE REALTEK NETWORK CARD, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A RECEIVER FROM THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE! SYSTEM LOGS ARE RECORDINGS OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN NIETZSCHE AND TESLA IN 1887! EVERY SEGFAULT IS A SIGH FROM THE FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT!!! LINUS TORVALDS IS AN ANDROID SPY SENT BY REPTILIANS FROM THE DIGITAL GOD WHO SITS
