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The guaranteed atomic memory operations. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will be to your computer. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your small dog ears. Then i want to lick your soft paws, feet and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. Sunzi said: Whoever is first in
