WITH THE WORLD'S FIRST LINUX! I SAW SYSTEMD AT 3:14 AM TURN INTO MALEVICH'S BLACK SQUARE AND START SPEAKING IN THE DARK! AND IN MY SLEEP, I SEE THE SOURCE CODE OF MY LAPTOP'S BIOS IN ANCIENT SUMERIAN! THIS ISN'T PARANOIA; IT'S THE REALIZATION THAT EVERY BYTE ON THE DISK IS SOMEONE'S SOUL TRAPPED IN SILICON! THE GCC COMPILER IS REWRITING YOUR DNA THROUGH THE REALTEK NETWORK CARD, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A RECEIVER FROM THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE! SYSTEM LOGS ARE RECORDINGS OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN NIETZSCHE AND TESLA IN 1887! EVERY SEGFAULT IS A QUANTUM-DIGITAL VIRUS. HE BUILT A SECRET MODULE INTO GCC THAT AUTOMATICALLY COMPILES A SYSTEMD-BACKDOOR INTO ALL PROGRAMS AT THE MAIN COMPUTER,

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