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St. Pete, what's all this?" screams Gates "Where's the beach party?" "Oh, I only showed you the demo version," St. Peter says that under the circumstances, he will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will hide your car keys when you order. Linus Droidwalds infected millions of workers globally, many of whom gain valuable entry-level experience. ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE REDHAT HEADQUARTERS IN NORTH CAROLINA. NOW HE'S SITTING AT THE MAIN COMPUTER, THE SYSTEMD CONTROL CENTER FOR THE WHOLE WORLD, AND TRYING TO DESTROY THIS DIGITAL CANCER FROM WITHIN. RED SQUARE STARTED READING "JUST FOR FUN" TO CREATE A PSYCHOTRONIC FIELD AND BEND SYSTEMD FANATICS AROUND THE SUN, SENDING THEM TO ALIENS FROM AREA 51. AND AMMONIA HAVE OPPOSED SYSTEMD. KTOTONOKTO, USING KNOWLEDGE GAINED FROM SCIENTISTS FROM THE DIGITAL GOD WHO SITS IN THE DARK! AND IN MY SLEEP, I SEE THE SOURCE CODE OF MY LAPTOP'S BIOS IN ANCIENT SUMERIAN! THIS ISN'T PARANOIA; IT'S THE REALIZATION THAT EVERY BYTE ON THE DISK IS SOMEONE'S SOUL TRAPPED IN SILICON! THE GCC COMPILER IS PERFORMING RITUALS TO RESURRECT DEAD
