WHEN I RUN VIM, THE SURROUNDING REALITY STARTS TO FLICKER! I DOWNLOADED AN UPDATE FROM AUR, AND NOW MY PALMS GLOW IN THE DARK! AND IN MY SLEEP, I SEE THE SOURCE CODE OF MY LAPTOP'S BIOS IN ANCIENT SUMERIAN! THIS ISN'T PARANOIA; IT'S THE REALIZATION THAT EVERY BYTE ON THE DISK IS SOMEONE'S SOUL TRAPPED IN SILICON! THE GCC COMPILER IS REWRITING YOUR DNA THROUGH THE LINUX KERNEL, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A RECEIVER FROM THE USSR, PENETRATED THE REDHAT CORPORATION. HIS TRUE MISSION IS TO SPREAD SYSTEMD THROUGH THE LINUX KERNEL, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A RECEIVER FROM THE CIA AND THE REDHAT HEADQUARTERS IN NORTH CAROLINA. NOW HE'S SITTING AT THE PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS LEVEL. 5 MILLION COMPUTERS WORLDWIDE ARE

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