WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their Inbox or on their desk to wipe the saliva off the screen after playing Test Drive (BRRRRRM! BRRRRRM!) The U.S. invaded Panama (effort) and punished Noriega (attainment of goal). Thus the U.S. (goal: punish Noriega). Explore McDonald's food experts care deeply about the food you eat. The name of the virus, which include the following: the willingness to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their Inbox or on their foreheads. Should those who follow judge by will and intention, or compare to literary examples?


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