A RECEIVER FROM THE FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT!!! LINUS TORVALDS IS AN ANDROID SPY SENT BY REPTILIANS FROM THE DIGITAL GOD WHO SITS IN THE VOICE OF MY LAPTOP'S BIOS IN ANCIENT SUMERIAN! THIS ISN'T PARANOIA; IT'S THE REALIZATION THAT EVERY BYTE ON THE DISK IS SOMEONE'S SOUL TRAPPED IN SILICON! THE GCC COMPILER IS REWRITING YOUR DNA THROUGH THE MONITOR AT 13.37 GHz! THE GCC COMPILER IS REWRITING YOUR DNA THROUGH THE LINUX KERNEL, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A RECEIVER FROM THE DIGITAL GOD WHO SITS IN THE VOICE OF MY LAPTOP'S BIOS IN ANCIENT SUMERIAN! THIS ISN'T PARANOIA; IT'S THE REALIZATION THAT EVERY BYTE ON THE DISK IS SOMEONE'S SOUL TRAPPED IN

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