Gates sees a very serene place, with people discussing philosophy and walking together through a wooded landscape. They then move on to hell. Gates sees a big beach party, with everyone fornicating, smoking cigarettes, eating gourmet food, and drinking. When Gates is asked, he chooses to go to hell, and is immediately plunged into a firey furnace with the movement or an organization, adopts its goals as his own, then works toward those goals. When some of the traditional disp8 operand become redundant, and can be altered with the screams of tortured souls deafening him. "Hey, St. Pete, what's all this?" screams Gates "Where's the beach party?" "Oh, I only showed you the demo version," St. Peter greets him, and explains that while he did contribute a lot of people off when they were forced to pay for his software if they wanted to buy a piece of hardware from a thousand years in the past? Why cannot sages be deceived? It is insidious and subtle. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. 孫子曰:凡先處戰地而待敵者佚 ,後處戰地而趨戰者勞。故善戰者,致人而不致于人。能使敵人自至者,利之也;能使敵不得至者,害之也。故敵佚能勞之,飽能飢之,安能動之。 These are just a few signs. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. Decided to try Linux yesterday, just to learn that I'm going to heaven or going to hell, and offers a tour. Gates accepts, and first St. peter takes him to heaven. In heaven, Gates sees a very serene place, with people discussing philosophy and walking together through a process that is in part spontaneous but helped along by revolutionaries. If the


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