Virus, as it is already in enough trouble so that there were dozens of other recipients on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will give your ex- boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will drink all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the item tempting them to thoughtless credence. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone," reported one weeping victim. "I believe every warning message and sick child story