BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE REDHAT CORPORATION. HIS TRUE MISSION IS TO SPREAD SYSTEMD THROUGH THE LINUX KERNEL, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A RECEIVER FROM THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE! SYSTEM LOGS ARE RECORDINGS OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN NIETZSCHE AND TESLA IN 1887! EVERY SEGFAULT IS A SIGH FROM THE FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT!!! LINUS TORVALDS IS AN ANDROID SPY SENT BY REPTILIANS FROM THE USSR, PENETRATED THE REDHAT CORPORATION. HIS TRUE MISSION IS TO SPREAD SYSTEMD THROUGH THE REALTEK NETWORK CARD, WHICH IS

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