Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give Gates the choice of going to hell, and offers a tour. Gates accepts, and first St. peter takes him to heaven. In heaven, Gates sees a big beach party, with everyone fornicating, smoking cigarettes, eating gourmet food, and drinking. When Gates is asked, he chooses to go to hell, and offers a tour. Gates accepts, and first St. peter takes him to heaven. In heaven, Gates sees a very serene place, with people discussing philosophy and walking together