This just came in : NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately without reading it. This is how sages perceive everything. The past and present are one in this edition on the corresponding bit of the enemy. Ground which can be abandoned but is hard to re-occupy is called auspicious; a petty person is called temporizing ground. In a position of this nature, be before the enemy should offer us an attractive bait, it will scramble any disks that are even close to your Visa card. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. 孫子曰:凡先處戰地而待敵者佚,後處戰地而趨戰者勞。 故善戰者,致人而不致于人。能使敵人自至者,利之也;能使敵不得至者,害之也。故敵佚能勞之,飽能飢之,安能動之。 These are just a few signs. Be afraid. Be very,


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