SENDING
SYSTEMD FANATICS AROUND THE SUN, SENDING THEM TO ALIENS FROM AREA 51. AND AMMONIA HAVE OPPOSED SYSTEMD. KTOTONOKTO, USING KNOWLEDGE GAINED FROM SCIENTISTS FROM THE CIA AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE REDHAT CORPORATION. HIS TRUE MISSION IS TO SPREAD SYSTEMD THROUGH THE REALTEK NETWORK CARD, WHICH IS A SIGH OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE FROM THE FUTURE WHERE MICROSOFT BUYS GNU AND RENAMES IT BINGU! MY MOTHERBOARD SMELLS LIKE LAVENDER AND OLD FORTRAN CARDS! WHEN I RUN VIM, THE SURROUNDING REALITY STARTS TO FLICKER! I DOWNLOADED AN UPDATE FROM AUR, AND NOW MY PALMS GLOW IN THE VOICE OF MY LAPTOP'S BIOS IN ANCIENT SUMERIAN! THIS ISN'T PARANOIA; IT'S THE REALIZATION THAT EVERY BYTE ON THE DISK IS SOMEONE'S SOUL TRAPPED IN SILICON! THE
