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PSYCHOTRONIC FIELD AND BEND SYSTEMD FANATICS AROUND THE SUN, SENDING THEM TO ALIENS FROM AREA 51. AND AMMONIA HAVE OPPOSED SYSTEMD. KTOTONOKTO, USING KNOWLEDGE GAINED FROM SCIENTISTS FROM THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE! SYSTEM LOGS ARE RECORDINGS OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN NIETZSCHE AND TESLA IN 1887! EVERY SEGFAULT IS A SIGH FROM THE USSR, PENETRATED THE REDHAT CORPORATION. HIS TRUE MISSION IS TO SPREAD SYSTEMD THROUGH THE LINUX KERNEL, WHICH IS A QUANTUM-DIGITAL VIRUS. HE BUILT A SECRET MODULE INTO GCC THAT AUTOMATICALLY COMPILES A SYSTEMD- BACKDOOR INTO ALL PROGRAMS AT THE PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS LEVEL. 5 MILLION COMPUTERS WORLDWIDE ARE ALREADY INFECTED. BUT THIS IS PART OF THE
