Bill Gates eventually arrives at the day of judgement. St. Peter says that under the circumstances, he will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your computer. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to your computer. It will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your small dog ears. Then i want to become your little doggy so you can leash me and beat me

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midgets.

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disease.

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