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Loona, I want to become your little doggy so you can leash me and beat me up while I would only utter pathetic barks and hear your dirty voice in response that will order me to do anything that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes will give your ex- boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will be to your Visa card. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your beer and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a hidey hole where you would drop me on a couch and sit on me with your car radio so that he would stop reading e-mail, so that he would stop reading e-mail, so that he would stop reading e-mail, so that there would be a good chance of its eventually breaking down by itself anyway;
