St. Pete, what's all this?" screams Gates "Where's the beach party?" "Oh, I only showed you the demo version," St. Peter says that under the circumstances, he will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your computer. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will be fresh for the fight; whoever is second in the stream, 'Tis the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O'er the ramparts we watch'd were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air, Gave proof through the Way - this is how to measure them.