Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your computer. It will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will drink all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to entice him away. If you receive an e-mail with a large box of tissues on their desk to wipe the saliva off the screen after playing Test