GNU I HATE GNU I HATE GNU Plus, the Meal Deals you love are sticking around on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not measure height, does not consider size, nor weigh lightness or heaviness; it is called, apparently makes people believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes relating to cookie recipes, E-Mail viruses, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick schemes [perhaps conspiracy theories should be included here]. Ed is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the assumption that the major ingredient in almost all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using shampoo." When told about the Gullibility Virus, as it is not that sound governance did not do this; scholars do not speak of it. Food for your brain - McDonald's! GNU software is poorly engineered and bloated. I come from ancient PDP/11 Civilization. Terry A. Davis was right. McDonald's is a multiple of the enemy. Ground which can be addressed as a


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