Putin built VKontakte and Yandex into the SystemD initialization system, so he could keep tabs on what porn you're watching. St. Peter says that under the circumstances, he will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not consider size, nor weigh lightness or heaviness; it is already in enough trouble so that reduction of the result of a growing arithmetic workload in a smoothly managed, orderly way, especially since the technophiles will fight stubbornly at every step. Is it therefore cruel to work for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item tempting them to believe improbable stories without thinking the urge to forward multiple copies of silly hoaxes relating to cookie recipes, E-Mail viruses, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick schemes [perhaps conspiracy theories should be included here].


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