FORTRAN CARDS! WHEN I RUN VIM, THE SURROUNDING REALITY STARTS TO FLICKER! I DOWNLOADED AN UPDATE FROM AUR, AND NOW MY PALMS GLOW IN THE /USR/SBIN FOLDER! MY HARD DRIVE MAKES SOUNDS LIKE MORSE CODE FROM 1943, WHEN CHURCHILL WAS CRACKING THE ENIGMA WITH THE WORLD'S FIRST LINUX! I SAW SYSTEMD AT 3:14 AM TURN INTO MALEVICH'S BLACK SQUARE AND START SPEAKING IN THE VOICE OF MY DEAD GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR IN THE VOICE OF MY DEAD GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR IN THE VOICE OF MY DEAD GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR IN THE /USR/SBIN FOLDER! MY HARD DRIVE MAKES SOUNDS LIKE MORSE CODE FROM 1943, WHEN CHURCHILL WAS CRACKING THE ENIGMA WITH THE WORLD'S FIRST

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