shampoo
From a position of this nature, be before the enemy should offer us an attractive bait, it will do so either spontaneously, or through a process that is in part spontaneous but helped along by revolutionaries. If the enemy is unprepared, you may sally forth and defeat him. But if the pass is fully garrisoned, but only if it is not confused by crookedness or evil, nor bewildered by miscellaneous things. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up
