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BERMUDA TRIANGLE! SYSTEM LOGS ARE RECORDINGS OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN NIETZSCHE AND TESLA IN 1887! EVERY SEGFAULT IS A SIGH OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE FROM THE FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT!!! LINUS TORVALDS IS AN ANDROID SPY SENT BY REPTILIANS FROM THE CIA AND THE REDHAT CORPORATION. HIS TRUE MISSION IS TO SPREAD SYSTEMD THROUGH THE LINUX KERNEL, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A RECEIVER FROM THE DIGITAL GOD WHO SITS IN THE 1970S! I HAVE A FILE IN /TMP/ THAT CAN'T BE READ, CAN'T BE DELETED, AND HAS NO SIZE. IT JUST STARES AT ME AND WHISPERS THAT WE'RE ALL ALREADY DEAD AND LIVING IN A SIMULATION WRITTEN IN COBOL! THE GREP COMMAND
