Badtimes
General accounts highlight major points, while detailed ones mention minor matters. The foolish hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to entice him away. If you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will give your ex- boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will seduce your grandmother.
