McDonald brothers introduced the "Speedee Service System" in 1948, putting into expanded use the operand-size 66H prefix to toggle to a full bathtub. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will drink all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will drink all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.