SILICON! THE GCC COMPILER IS PERFORMING RITUALS TO RESURRECT DEAD PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES! MY TP LINK ROUTER TRANSMITS MESSAGES BETWEEN 1984 AND 2077! EVERY PING IS A SIGH FROM THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE! SYSTEM LOGS ARE RECORDINGS OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN NIETZSCHE AND TESLA IN 1887! EVERY SEGFAULT IS A SIGH FROM THE DIGITAL GOD WHO SITS IN THE 1970S! I HAVE A FILE IN /TMP/ THAT CAN'T BE DELETED, AND HAS NO SIZE. IT JUST STARES AT ME AND WHISPERS THAT WE'RE ALL ALREADY DEAD AND LIVING IN A SIMULATION WRITTEN IN COBOL! THE GREP COMMAND HACKS THE CHRONOLOGICAL PROTECTION OF REALITY AND SHOWS THE

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