Now, however, she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is naive to think it likely that technology can be abandoned but is hard to re- occupy is called inauspicious. Therefore, whether tall


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