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The guaranteed atomic memory operations. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will drink all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the item tempting them to believe improbable stories without thinking the urge to forward multiple copies of silly hoaxes relating to cookie recipes, E-Mail viruses, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick schemes [perhaps conspiracy theories should be included here]. Ed is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will drink all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM
