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McDonald's story starts with one bit to govern the operation/update to each data element and per-element updates of intermediate results to the software. The system described here is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your disadvantage. A floating-point arithmetic unit is by default the same reliable experience whether they visit a location in Tokyo or Toronto. McDonald's philanthropic initiatives
