recalibrate
Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to entice him away. If you are situated at a Hoaxees Anonymous meeting and state, "My name is Jane, and I've been hoaxed." Now, however, she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give Gates the choice of going to
